Oscar Mayer

On a short 1,244 mile hop from McAllen, TX to Flagstaff, AZ, Picklin’ Pat and I decided that it’d be best to give RELSHME a little break. The searching red lights and smoke drew us to a galaxy about half way between called Roswell, NM. We could only stay for about half of the earth’s rotation (one night), but crossed our fingers for a shooting star. We wished we could stay longer as we hovered down the supernatural themed strip.

UFO (Unbelievable Frankfurter Object)

We wondered if anyone would spot us as a UFO because sometimes people think the Wienermobile can fly. Picklin’ Pat and I sure aren’t aliens, but the cosmic creatures were represented (mostly relish colored), lurking in store front windows and on light posts near the International UFO Museum.

Once we arrived to our sleeping space we noticed a local luxury, “UFO H2O: Preferred by Aliens in All Galaxies.” I call it an “Out of this Wienermobile” kind of adventure!

UFO H20