Oscar Mayer

Rachel Relish, the Wienermobile and I were invited to go on a tour of Microsoft while in Seattle, WA!!!  The Microsoft campus was massive and felt like a self sustaining city!  Inside the mainframe of Microsoft the employees had worked up an appetite and were drawn to the Wienermobile as a food source.  However on closer inspection they saw the potential of turning the Wienermobile into a Weeniebago!  Then they were thinking of new tech-savy devices to turn it into a Lamborweenie! In the end we all agreed the Wienermobile was a beautiful piece of Americana and perfect just the way it is.  After this revelation I suggested we sing kumbaya but agreed a hot dog would be more fitting.