Hotdogger Blog

When visiting Logan Street Hot Dogs in Gaffney, South Carolina, a group of middle schoolers came to visit us and see their first Wienermobile. One lovely young lady told me a joke that her grandfather had told her. It goes a little something like this:

“One day, a man was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a lamp. While he was dusting off the stand that stuck to it, it began to shake and swirl. Suddenly, a genie appeared. The genie said, ‘I will grant you three wishes.’ The man first said, “I wish I was in love.’ POOF! He was suddenly in love with a fabulous woman that appeared next to him. The man then said, ‘I wish I had the biggest TV in the world.’ POOF! A 50 ft. television appeared in front of him. He told the genie he was going to flip through channels while pondering what his last desire would be. When he turned it on, he heard a familiar tune and a Wienermobile driving on a commercial. Without realizing what he was doing, he started to sing, ‘Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener…’ POOF!”

Look at all of those hot dogs!