Thus far, I have visited over twenty states in the continental US with my trusty Wienermobile, WEENR. However, after eight eventful months of cross-country travel, I ceremoniously returned to my charming birthplace – Arlington, Texas.
My hometown is often referred to as ArlingFUN because of the Texas Rangers baseball stadium and the Six Flags Over Texas amusement park. Furthermore, it is considered “the cleanest big city in national tap water tests.” A fun and informative fact. In more recent news, Arlington houses the brand new Dallas Cowboys Stadium – a monstrous structure with an HD television screen that can make grown men weep.
I gave some of my best friends from high school their very first ride in the Wienermobile and deemed it appropriate to park my 27-foot-long hot dog in front of the huge dome. I even gave them honorary Hotdogger names for kicks.

Meat my franktastic friends Casey Ketchup, Ryan Relish and Mark Mustard.

Blue skies, the Dallas Cowboys and the Wienermobile - components for the American dream.
It was great showing off my new wheels to my friends and family. They never sausage a thing! Lil’ Links Laura and I ate a delicious home-cooked dinner and left with a fresh load of laundry. Thanks mom!
Man, it doesn’t get better than going home in the Wienermobile. Sure does put me in a good mood.